Armin van Buuren last night.
He’s a God.
Take me to the beach.
S E X T M E!
AKA McDonald’s according to my friend. I LOL so hard at this, why? Hahahaha!
Need. More. Alcohol.
Someone bring me vodka. Not going out today because I work early tomorrow was a stupid idea.
"straight acting" is the insecure gay guy's...
^ This might be the most ignorant thing I’ve ever seen on Tumblr.
Should I give in?
I’ve got to give you credit, you’re extremely persistent about wanting to fuck me. Maybe I should just let you.
First lesbian club.